mardi 19 août 2014

Tanks getting a tan in Morocco


Few days ago, Moroccans along with their king woke up to find out that their country's wealth is not well distributed, the discovery that's competing with Cheb Khaled's "medications heal wounds" in the numbers of 'oh my god is that true's. 


As if this wasn't surprising enough, Moroccans woke up again to see giant green things stretching on some of the country's coasts, some said the the green things are there to fill the few centimeters left in the uncrowded shores, others reported that it's the millions of dollars that used to purchase heavy weapons, hence they found the wealth, but that's wrong, because finding lost things that easy is not a Moroccan tradition.

After long investigations, it turns out that Libya had some MAD also known as mad airplanes disease, a virus that hits the brain of the airplane and makes it rain missiles on other countries, the fatal disease forces the aircraft to ignore the nearest countries such as Italy, Greece and Algeria and jump to Morocco. And this time Morocco is not repeating the same H1N1 washing hands to defeat the virus mistake, they're going big and green, anti aircraft missiles.

Other sources assumed that the danger is coming from Isis, but that's unlikely to happen, because Morocco is an Islamic kingdom, and if Isis is a really a rise of the Islamic state they would do it the classic way ; the overland way! Also because Morocco is an exception.


This leaves us with only one realistic explanation, the heat in the past two days got to everything, even weapons! And it's fresh air time.

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